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Name Things You Can Do Now That You Couldn't As A Witness
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
a couple of things that come to mind: celebrate holidays and go tieless..
Psychotic Parrot

"10 - No more fear of death"
You're still going to die one day, free from the watchtower or not lol
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New Witness Songbook 2009...any song title suggestions?
by Witness 007 in
1. jw
2. friends
this year see's a new songbook but.....which songs do you think would be apropriate?.

song 28.

"whats love got to do with it?".
Psychotic Parrot

I'll go with a Beatles theme:

Song 92. "A Hard Day's Ministry."
Song 104. "Please Please Jehovah (Or Else)."
Song 119. "Fixing A Hole In Our Teachings With Some New Light."
Song 135. "The Long & Winding Road". <<< Why bother even changing the title ^_^
Song 146. "When I'm Sixty Four (We'll Still Be Waiting)."
Song 158. "Do Not Think For Yourself."
Song 167. "You've Got To Hide Your Porn Away When The Elders Visit."
Song 174. "She's Leaving Home To Go And Serve In Bethel."
Song 181. "It Won't Be Long (We Really Mean It This Time)."
Song 199. "Happiness Is A Warm Day Out In The Ministry."
Song 213. "Cedar Point, Ohio Forever."
Song 220. "All You Need Is Love, As Well As Regular Meeting Attendence, More Time Out In The Ministry, More Personal Study & Fewer Worldly Associates."
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Name Things You Can Do Now That You Couldn't As A Witness
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
a couple of things that come to mind: celebrate holidays and go tieless..
Psychotic Parrot

ANYTHING I WANT!
(within reason)
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What was the stupidest advice you ever taken from the Kingdom Hall?
by asilentone in
1. jw
2. experiences
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Psychotic Parrot

Well yeah, but the basic point is, death to sinners, no forgiveness.
Didn't appeal to me, but i was suckered into it :(
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2008 Generation Change
by cognac in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i don't pay to much attention to jw stuff and so i don't know what this change was.

can anybody inform me?.
Psychotic Parrot

There is no God.
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2008 Generation Change
by cognac in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i don't pay to much attention to jw stuff and so i don't know what this change was.

can anybody inform me?.
Psychotic Parrot

"Of course, the Society still teaches the end is right around the corner. But there is no temporal boundary--no date or other marker by which the end must come."
I think most in the organisation currently expect it to be here by 2015, but once that date comes and goes, i imagine that their attention will slowly shift to 2034.
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2008 Generation Change
by cognac in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i don't pay to much attention to jw stuff and so i don't know what this change was.

can anybody inform me?.
Psychotic Parrot

Since the '70 years' teaching was dropped in 1995, the generation has meant the generation of Godless people that have existed since 1914, but in 2008 it was changed to mean the generation of annointed that are alive today, which was probably an attempt to tie in the increasing number of annointed people with the generation teaching in order to further justify the 2007 change in doctrine regarding 1935.
It's all rather stupid really, & the whole thing was decided by a vote in Brooklyn.
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Poll: Do you believe in evolution?
by John Doe in
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2. friends
yesnomaybe
Psychotic Parrot

I just believe in me.
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Why People Hate Jehovah's Witnesses
by jamiebowers in
1. jw
2. friends
i found this video on youtube and was hoping all of the aposta friends on this site would help to educate this poor fella on the truth about the "truth".

i gave a brief comment and hope to hear from you guys as well!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev4l99whx58.
Psychotic Parrot

Brain dead children like the one who made this video are the reason why the WTBS continues to thrive :(
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What was the stupidest advice you ever taken from the Kingdom Hall?
by asilentone in
1. jw
2. experiences
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Psychotic Parrot

He really said that to you?
God Almighty! Talk about brain dead!